Ashie padded around his house looking for something to eat. Ashie was kinda hungry. Sure both him and his owner barely ate but that did not mean they were never hungry. Ashie jumped onto the table and found Kai sleeping in a bowl of candy. She ate it all! Ashie frowned and saw there was a bag of chips. He dug through it and ate half of the bag. Ashie's owner came to the kitchen and what he saw was the most adorable sight ever. Kai cuddled up in a bowl while Ashie was sleeping on his back with chip crumbs on his whiskers.
Why was Ashie's owner so in love cats? no one may never know. Ashie's owner picked up the cats carefully so he wouldn't wake them up. He set both of them on the couch on a pillow. They looked so cute cuddled up together. Ashie's owner left and went back to go play video games with Kai's owner.
Ashie woke up after a few minutes of napping. He woke up to something really cuddly and warm next to him. It was so cuddly...so...so cuddly. He ended up falling back asleep because of the warmth and cuddliness. After Kai woke up to something incredibly warm and very fluffy and...soft. She saw what it was. It was Ashie sleeping. She jumped off the couch and went to her owner.
Ashie woke up. He was no longer with something cuddly and warm so he stretched and jumped off the couch to go looked for his owner. He saw Kai shortly after in his soft cuddly bed sleeping. Ashie decided to talk to her for a while.
"Kai~ oh Kai~ wake up dude~" Kai didn't budge.
"Kai~? Why wont u wake up bro?" still nothing
"Kai!" nothing still. dam she slept deeply.
"KAI! WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He pounced on her and bit her ear. She woke up.
"What the muffins!...oh its you Ashie..."
"Yeah...I thought you were dead! You wouldn't wake the hell up!"
"I'm a deep sleeper...and..-"
"and can u get off me. my ear hurts by the way."
Ashie paid no attention. He was amused by Kai's curl. It was so hypnotizing. He just wanted to...play with it. With that he bit Kai's curl.
"HEY! DONT DO THAT YOU WANKER!"
"too bad I did. hahahaha!"